Chasingcitylights
There already is a Jenn Halliday. Haha. I told her to keep it too though.
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This is Jenn Halliday, she’s my best friend - what should her stage name be? (:
I love when people visit Campus.
Him: Are those girls pants?
Me: No, they are men's jeans.
Him: How the fuck do you wear pants that tight?
Me: Well, I'd like to say you put both legs in, zip them up and do the button but that's a bit sophomoric, but so was the question I guess.
Him: Whatever the fuck that is. Where does your dick go? If you still have it. -laughs-
Me: Well, actually, it goes right here. -points to crotch- It sits right on the exterior above the scrotum around the apex of the pubis bones in the pelvis.
Him: Fuckin' smart ass.
Me: It's the jeans - keeps the blood in my brain.
Thanksgiving is the 2nd Monday of October.
Well, for me at least. (: I think I’ll still see if I can find some turkey tonight.
I’m such a ho.
Look at that v-neck. Hahaha.
Bring this to Washington Nikki?